I believe you've all heard of a little movie called Bareback Mountain...

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... so, these are some pictures from the premier, and the ONLY one's I could find with legal/almost legal bt. Apparently, they're being very careful about seeming touchy-feely, lol. I WONDER WHY. I remember reading that "unceremoniously takes him from behind" article as well as the next fellow bt-fan, see if I don't. *drools just thinking about it*

Anyway....


With enjoyable commentary by moi.



Jake: "If I may say, Heath, you're looking especially edible tonight..."
Heath: "Er... do I?" *nervous laugh*



Jake: "Hey, wow, this would be the perfect moment for a hug!"
Heath: "Haha. Don't touch me, foo."



Jake: "Bwahah, disregard the hand on your shoulder, for it is not mine. Mine is the one currently on your ass! Hi mom!"
Heath: "Eep! Must. Remain. Stoic."

But we all know Heath wants it so bad. He's just playing hard to get.