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[johlarian.livejournal.com]

To start with: I work as a bagger boy, and one day driving home, I came up with this song (y'know those boring moments, right?)

I know it's not pictures or anything, but these songs are suppossed to be sung by a guy TO/ABOUT a guy *grin*



Bagger boy, bagger boy...
My cute bagger boy, I wanna
I wanna I wanna bag you.
Pick ya up, throw ya in a bag,
Take ya home with me,
throw ya outta the bag
onto the bed
rip your clothes off,
toss the damn green apron,
the red name tag,
Hm, what a cute name for
a cuter bagger boy, bagger boy...

Bagger boy, bagger boy, you're so cute.
Makes me wanna throw ya
in a brown grocery bag,
haul ya home
throw ya outta the bag
onto the bed
rip your clothes off
and fuck fuck fuck fuck ya
all night loooooooong.



And um, old, old song I had bouncing around in my head. ^_^



So.
What ya wanna do?
You want me or her?
Can't have 'em both,
my sweet, confused, cute,
Abercrombie Boy.

If ya grab-her-booty and pinch,
grab-her-booty and pinch,
grab-her-booty and pinch,
you lose me. Harsh, but hey,
I'm nobody's mistress.

It's either me or her.
What do you want,
a real man who can
give ya the time o' your life?
Or would you rather get
a girl, have your flings,
and then leave her
because she doesn't
satisfy you like men can?

Think about it, my cute
Abercrombie boy...
oh, my sweet, confused, cute little
Abercrombie Boy...

If ya really wanna
Grab-her-booty and pinch,
Grab-her-booty and pinch,
Grab-her-booty and pinch,
then go right ahead.

But just think of what
you're missing out on.
Who can really please you
the way I can?
No girl can give ya
the pleasure that real men can...
The pleasure that you
really, really like gettin'.

My sweet, confused, cute little
Abercombie boy...
It's either me or her.
Can't be both, cuz I'm
Nobody's mistress...

So, what ya wanna do?
You want me or do you want
to grab-her-booty and pinch,
grab-her-booty and pinch,
grab-her-booty and pinch...

Oy. That was a long song. ^^;; It got inspired by that stupid "Grab-Her-Booty and Pinch" joke shirt. *grin*

If you haven't gotten it, it's a GUY singing that specific song to an obviously "bi/confused" Abercrombie Boy. *grin*

and um, that's it? Any suggestions/comments? I'm no musician. Hell, I'm deaf as well as tone deaf. *grin*

Comments

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

I like the first one the best - very cute! Reminds me of Pansy Division. :-)

[johlarian.livejournal.com]

Well, thank ye! It's not finished yet though.

I have yet to think of more to put in...It doesn't look done at all to me. I'll post the finished/polished lyrics once I get around to it.

[demeanor.livejournal.com]

Love your icon! :)

[johlarian.livejournal.com]

I love your icon too! SO CUTE!

How'd you do it? O.o

[porcelainheartt.livejournal.com]

oh man i used to have the biggest crush on one bag boy at pavillions named jason b. but hes with the bag girl.. theres a guy that stocks shelves... i call him cheese boy cuz hes stockign cheese everytime i see him.. hes way hot.

the abercrombie boy

[what-a-bettie.livejournal.com]

hey! thats sooo funny cause i was in west side story with this beautiful boy named matt who was very comfused and an abercrombie model...a year later he decided on boys...thank goodness i caught him while he was still confused...mmmmm naked abercrmbie model in eyeliner...good times!