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To start with: I work as a bagger boy, and one day driving home, I came up with this song (y'know those boring moments, right?)

I know it's not pictures or anything, but these songs are suppossed to be sung by a guy TO/ABOUT a guy *grin*



Bagger boy, bagger boy...
My cute bagger boy, I wanna
I wanna I wanna bag you.
Pick ya up, throw ya in a bag,
Take ya home with me,
throw ya outta the bag
onto the bed
rip your clothes off,
toss the damn green apron,
the red name tag,
Hm, what a cute name for
a cuter bagger boy, bagger boy...

Bagger boy, bagger boy, you're so cute.
Makes me wanna throw ya
in a brown grocery bag,
haul ya home
throw ya outta the bag
onto the bed
rip your clothes off
and fuck fuck fuck fuck ya
all night loooooooong.



And um, old, old song I had bouncing around in my head. ^_^



So.
What ya wanna do?
You want me or her?
Can't have 'em both,
my sweet, confused, cute,
Abercrombie Boy.

If ya grab-her-booty and pinch,
grab-her-booty and pinch,
grab-her-booty and pinch,
you lose me. Harsh, but hey,
I'm nobody's mistress.

It's either me or her.
What do you want,
a real man who can
give ya the time o' your life?
Or would you rather get
a girl, have your flings,
and then leave her
because she doesn't
satisfy you like men can?

Think about it, my cute
Abercrombie boy...
oh, my sweet, confused, cute little
Abercrombie Boy...

If ya really wanna
Grab-her-booty and pinch,
Grab-her-booty and pinch,
Grab-her-booty and pinch,
then go right ahead.

But just think of what
you're missing out on.
Who can really please you
the way I can?
No girl can give ya
the pleasure that real men can...
The pleasure that you
really, really like gettin'.

My sweet, confused, cute little
Abercombie boy...
It's either me or her.
Can't be both, cuz I'm
Nobody's mistress...

So, what ya wanna do?
You want me or do you want
to grab-her-booty and pinch,
grab-her-booty and pinch,
grab-her-booty and pinch...

Oy. That was a long song. ^^;; It got inspired by that stupid "Grab-Her-Booty and Pinch" joke shirt. *grin*

If you haven't gotten it, it's a GUY singing that specific song to an obviously "bi/confused" Abercrombie Boy. *grin*

and um, that's it? Any suggestions/comments? I'm no musician. Hell, I'm deaf as well as tone deaf. *grin*