Jake and Yet Another Boy

[qwijybo.livejournal.com]

Ok, we've established that I have a major lesbianic crush on Jake Gyllenhaal. Here is playing a little one-on-one with his friend (not Austin, I forget his name). They are huge (the pics, not Jake and friend, you filthy-minded people).








These two aren't boytouching, well, not in the hot way, but sooooo cute nonetheless












Teeheeeheee

Comments

[nasus221.livejournal.com]

Is he trying to kill us?

[bleedingspade.livejournal.com]

yes and its working

[qwijybo.livejournal.com]

Is it ever. I know I died several times just THINKING about looking at these.

[the-legion2012.livejournal.com]

*random icon loveadoration*

[qwijybo.livejournal.com]

Awww, thanks!

[michelleantonia.livejournal.com]

yeah, WHAT THE EFFFFFF!?!?

[xcheesy.livejournal.com]

They look like they could be twins. XD

Aww Jake, you little cutie!

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

for some reason i can almost never see the pictures people post here, inclucing these, but I am so glad to know I am not the only one with a lesbianic crush on Jake!

[qwijybo.livejournal.com]

You can't see the pics? I got them from here: http://www.justjared.com/gossip/2006/05/jake-gyllenhaal-playing-basketball/

BTW, I've found that there are numerous lesbians around that have major crushes on Jake. I guess he just have that effect on people of all persuasions. I wonder if straight guys feel the same way...

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

thank you thank you for the link because it would have been criminal to miss those pictures. and I must post them for my friends on the jake thread of empireonline.com

[weasleynut.livejournal.com]

Aww, he's lovely. Jake is the one of the only people I'd watch basketball for. My dirty mind loves the fifth one down. Thanks for sharing these! ♥ ♥

[chinupcheerup.livejournal.com]

Why does Jake always seem to go for guys that are below him on the hotness scale? He could have any guy/girl/sentient being on Earth.

[qwijybo.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure he could even have the non-sentient ones as well :)

[carbon-janoxide.livejournal.com]

that is definitely foreplay.

i don't care.

and with the kid? that would be teasing his friend more. LOL.

[zombies-in-drag.livejournal.com]

wow.. just. wow.. that man is SO SEXY!..

[saline-joy.livejournal.com]

...and then they made out?

Seriously, I don't care if he's gay, straight, or bi. He can just keep looking pretty and I'll be happy.

[qwijybo.livejournal.com]

In my head, they did WAY more than make-out. And, I agree, I don't care what he's into, as long as he keeps touching the boys.

[cheezitthief.livejournal.com]

why is he so damn gorgeous?

*dies*

[qwijybo.livejournal.com]

Why? Because I want him to be, and so does everyone else!

[qwijybo.livejournal.com]

I totally just noticed three things:
1) They are wearing the same sneakers
2) Jake's shirt says "Let's Go" on the sleeve
3) Look at all the shopping bags in the last pic. They were shopping, and decided to play a quick game of hoops. Do all straight men shop before engaging in spontaneous sporting activities?

[(Anonymous)]

Also note that the friend's ass is always turned toward Jake.

[hearthisvoice.livejournal.com]

...noted. So Jake's a top?

[saint4u.livejournal.com]

I noticed things too about this one -

1. Jake does seem to hang out with guys an awful lot since BBM came out. Maybe he's trying to tell us something hm?
2. Shopping like mad ( WTF with all the bags man? Even my older brother shops less than that! ) which I do not know many a straight guy to do, THEN they play a sport that required CONSTANT BODY CONTACT from both players? Foreplay in a very gay sense I think.
3. Jake seems to not rank looks as very high on his boyfriend list than his girlfriend list ( Kirsten Dunst for example ), sothis gives hope to all the normal looking guys out there I think.
4. WILL HE JUST COME OUT ALREADY?!
5. He has not dated a chick in MONTHS, and by Hollywood standards that is like centuries, so either KD burnt him something fierce and made him commitment phobic, OR he has decided to explore his 'other' side to his sexuality Kingsly style. I'd reckon he'd he about a 3 on that scale ( Bi territory guys ) and so far ALL his comments and double entres in interviews and so on ( " Every guy goes through a stage when he's attracted to another guy." or " I'd love to meet Jamie Oliver in person. Maggie told me he's really great." ).

[michelleantonia.livejournal.com]

you know that area of your brain that detects and processes cuteness? it just exploded.

[tangerinefriday.livejournal.com]

He's got to be the most across the board appealing individual there is. Even more so than Johnny Depp. Seriously, if he doesnt appeal to you at least in SOME way, you have no heart!! ;)

[qwijybo.livejournal.com]

I couldn't agree with you more. The man IS love. period. end of story.

[death-ismygift.livejournal.com]

That last make picture made me laugh so hard. :D I know that feeling so very well.

[p-penelope.livejournal.com]

Jesus, it looks like Jake is about to tackle his boyfriend and take him right there on the court. Not that I have a problem with that.

Thanks for posting!

[megelanie.livejournal.com]

*sigh* oh how i enjoy that man...

[msgreengenes.livejournal.com]

Matching hairstyles.

Heeeeee.

Gaygaygay.

[qwijybo.livejournal.com]

Matching hairstyles, shoes, AND stubble. Anyone else get the feeling that they kinda rolled outta bed together, tousled hair and all, and said "Let's go shopping!"?

[clashofslash.livejournal.com]

all together now.....AWWWWWWWWWWW..... *heart swells*