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Oh my God...can't...breathe...oxygen not flowing to...brain...dying...from...hotness...

( From the POTC: Dead Man's Chest premiere )

Excuse me while I go hyperventilate some more.

Okay, so, hopefully everyone is not sick of this movie, since I just saw it two days ago. The slashiness is rampant once again, though this time around, I got intrigued by a pairing that I hadn't given much thought to in the first one: Jack/Norrington. Now, I don't mean to spoil the movie, but I'm assuming that everyone and their cocker spaniel has seen it by now, so...I totally dug Norrington in this movie. He is SO much hotter all scruffed up and dirty, and as a result, I can completely get into the Jack/Norrington pairing. Does anyone else agree?

I unfortunately couldn't find any pics of Jack and Norrington together, but I found these two of them individually, and so this is my way of putting them together. ^_^

( I'm looking for the man I love... )

And, because old loves die hard, here's some Jack/Will goodness. The second picture is just...I mean...it's begging for a caption, even though it speaks VOLUMES on its own.

( If they make out in POTC3, I will spontaneously combust )

All pics came from here (and there are lots more, too): http://outnow.ch/Media/Img/2006/PiratesOfTheCaribbean2/

First of all, I was thumbing through an issue of In Touch magazine that I bought, when I ran across a two-page spread about hunky actors who have been in or are going to be in movies about ancient Rome and Greece. And among the quotes and pictures was this:

"A nice tight pair of panties." - Orlando Bloom, when asked what he wore underneath his Troy costumes.

I just, I have no words. None at all. Except now I'm not going to be able to watch Troy without thinking, "I wonder what color panties he has on in this scene?" Ahh. God help his PR advisors...it looks like making dear Orli appear "straight" is quite a challenge. Speaking of which...

( Slashy 'Troy' caps, to keep this post legit )

Okay, one last thing everybody, and I'm sorry for this post being so long. I'm writing a paper for my Feminist Philosophy class, and I need all of your help. It's about women as readers and writers of slash fanfiction. I know not all of you write or even read slashfic, but what I'm really looking for is to know why exactly you find the idea of two men together so appealing and such a turn-on. We're all members of this lovely community for a reason, right? So what is it about seeing two guys together that is so hot? The relationship between straight (or bi, I apologize for not including you ladies before, I'm sorry) women and two guys together is a unique one and is often overlooked (unlike the one between straight men and lesbians). Why do you think this is? Anything you could tell me about why it's a turn-on or what draws you to it would be incredibly helpful. I might even end up citing your answer in my paper (just leave a reply with your comment letting me know that I have your permission to do so.) Thanks everybody!

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