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Recently I discovered this sort of over-the-top, riff-heavy, emo-with-a-bat-fetish band called My Chemical Romance. And I enjoyed their music. And it was good.
And then I found out something that I had vaguely suspected in the back of my head but dismissed as my usual paranoia.
My Chemical Romance is one of the Gayest Bands Ever.

Affection is a heartwarming thing.

I think Mr. Guitarist should slide down a little further. And turn around.

But alas! Mr. Guitarist is cheating on Mr. Pale-And-Adorable (nee Gerard Way) with Mr. Guy-From-Taking-Back-Sunday!

Mr. Guy-From-Taking-Back-Sunday found out about it, and for a brief moment seriously considered homicide.

But then it was discovered that Gerard was way more serious with Bert from The Used, and Mr. Guitarist was really just a drunken one-night stand. So that was alright.

Ignore the fact that he looks like Michael Jackson here. (And the fact that I've no idea who the guy he's clinging to is. Evidently Mr. Way is a bit of a heartbreaker.) Point is, touching.
And, last but not least...

Your eyes do not deceive you. That is indeed Ron Jeremy.
People only hang out with Ron Jeremy for one reason. One.
Conclusion?
Gerard Way is a bit of a slut.
And then I found out something that I had vaguely suspected in the back of my head but dismissed as my usual paranoia.
My Chemical Romance is one of the Gayest Bands Ever.

Affection is a heartwarming thing.

I think Mr. Guitarist should slide down a little further. And turn around.

But alas! Mr. Guitarist is cheating on Mr. Pale-And-Adorable (nee Gerard Way) with Mr. Guy-From-Taking-Back-Sunday!

Mr. Guy-From-Taking-Back-Sunday found out about it, and for a brief moment seriously considered homicide.

But then it was discovered that Gerard was way more serious with Bert from The Used, and Mr. Guitarist was really just a drunken one-night stand. So that was alright.

Ignore the fact that he looks like Michael Jackson here. (And the fact that I've no idea who the guy he's clinging to is. Evidently Mr. Way is a bit of a heartbreaker.) Point is, touching.
And, last but not least...

Your eyes do not deceive you. That is indeed Ron Jeremy.
People only hang out with Ron Jeremy for one reason. One.
Conclusion?
Gerard Way is a bit of a slut.