You know, everyone who knows me, knows I have this whole thing about guys touching each other and stuff. When I have to watch movies like 'Grease' with my friends, I can't help but let out a squeak when Kenickie and Danny hug. My friends look at me odd then, but when we happen to watch Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street, I'm the one looking at them funny.
Everyone talks about how Bert and Ernie are "so obviously doing it". And honest to god, in my whole sick and twisted existence, it's never occurred to me to think Bert and Ernie were "involved" (even saying that makes me want to wash my mouth with soap, it's blasphemy!).
Bert and Ernie were so not together.
I always wondered where their parents were, really. I just always thought their parents were off on a cruise somewhere (too much 'Love Boat' for little kids!) and that they were just keeping each other company and that they were like brothers - anyone know if they were supposed to be actual brothers? They loved each other like brothers, that's for sure... that picture below... eep! I'd actually think that if
Bert and Ernie were together, they'd be two incestuous brothers that looked... nothing alike.
Maybe if they were
brothers then that actually explains why I've turned out to be as sick and twisted as I am today... (tw)incest is best, mwahah!
If I could, I'd do a poll now, "Bert and Ernie were definitely..."
You fill in the blanks for yourself, mwahah.
And there used to be this show about a little boy named Sinbad, who was cruising around Asia or something with his brothers as well... and Vicky the Viking... damn.
"Hey, why did you turn to be out such a sick fuck?"
"Well, I blame children's television, to be honest"
But, hey, don't get me wrong. I'm all for corrupting young minds with Disney movies where the main characters are... so-in-love. Like Monsters Inc, The Little Mermaid (oh I know they were fish, shut up), Pocohantas.... ( pictures of children's television shows... uhm, 'implied incest'? )
Okay, that was a long post, sorry about that. PS:
anyone know where i can find stills of the new Red Hot Chili Peppers' video, Fortune Faded? Guh... PS: user info
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